Getting a head start on this next chapter (we just published the previous one). After so many years we have once again forgotten what exactly happens in this chapter, but according to our original prelude she’s recovering and she and Malorn are talking about stuff that has nothing whatsoever to do with either this story or the story of the game itself. So the usual. SUCH ONWARDS! First chapter here, previous chapter here.
Chapter Six: The Sleep
“Hey Malorn…” I look up and see none other than Cole.
“Cole…what are you doing here?”
HE’S HER BLOODY FRIEND, MORON. What do you THINK he’s doing here???
He walked over slowly and sat on the bench next to me. I was in my usual spot outside Nicole’s cottage. She ended up with enough funds in the time I didn’t see her to afford one just like mine.
“Just thought I’d come to visit… It’s been awhile.”
“I’m guessing you want to…?”
“Yeah.” he replied with a quick nod.
I opened the door and let us inside.
“You know the usual,” I said as my mood darkened.
And in how many fucking years again did you still not come up with a line even slightly less puzzling and awkward than this one.
“Right.”
I led Cole upstairs to where Nicole laid on her bed. Medications and other things were constantly being given by her faithful pets, tending to the needs she couldn’t on her own. Sir Chester the dragon was the only one who was constantly curled in a ball at her side on the bed.
If she’s in a coma then how can she take her meds
“How long has…?”
“Three months to the day.”
“And she hasn’t moved…?”
“No.” I replied curtly.
Both of us stared at the bed in defeat.
“Has Moolinda tried-?”
“Yes.”
“What about-?”
“Yes.”
“And Professor-?”
“Yes. Always the know-it-all Life student, eh Cole?”
Oh cool, she stuck with her rarity of an improvement of nerfing them all back down to students instead of Grandmasters and apparently paid enough attention to fix it here. She also finally added speech tags somewhat where they should be, because before we couldn’t tell who was supposed to be saying what.
“Damn right.” He replied with a small smirk. He walked over to the bed and brushed a stray hair out of her precious face.
Are you medically dependent on remarking on her beauty every single Goddamn time you acknowledge her existence
“You’re lucky, you know.” I stared at him quizzically and he gestured to her again. “She’s beautiful.” Cole stood and put a hand on my shoulder. “Take good care of my best friend.”
OH HEY COOL SHE GOT RID OF THE PART WHERE COLE WAS SUDDENLY HER BROTHER FOR WHATEVER FUCKING REASON
I nodded. “I’ll never leave her.”
Cole nodded and teleported away.
I stared at the bed for a long time. I watched her small frame rise and fall with her breath. Her perfectly straight light brown hair framed the face that was the most beautiful picture I’d ever see. Her eyes… closed. I wish I could see that brilliant electric blue with light dancing in her eyes one more time. She’s a wizard of Fire, of light. Not this… never this…
Okay her prose here still sucks ass but we’re going to let it slide this one time because at LEAST she got rid of the part where he was admiring the shape of her body and he made SPECIFIC reference to her breasts. Wonder if past-Nicole was suffering from A-cup angst and that was her way of trying to cope—
I looked at her fully again, and saw Sir Chester under her hand… Oh how I’d love to touch and hold her soft, small hand. She always had the smallest hands I’d ever seen. And I-
Sir Chester under her hand…?
THE PLOT THICKENS
She had to have moved.
Or Chester did, genius boy.
I walked over to the bedside and sat next to her. I ran my fingers slowly through her hair and leaned over to kiss her on the forehead. Her skin was warm… a good sign. I kissed her again, running my hands along the sides of her body. I opened my eyes and saw the slightest trace of a smile, but it vanished when I stopped.
“Nicole… please…” I whispered, tracing her body again. I kissed her cheek, her neck, and just above her breast. I laid my head on her chest and kissed her neck again. I heard her breath catch.
Dude, for the love of God, she’s asleep!!
I looked up to see her.
Well who the fuck else are you toeing the line of sexual assault with
She was smiling.
Her hand dropped off Sir Chester onto my leg.
“Nicole…? Nicole, please…” I whispered again, tracing the pattern of her firm stomach with my fingertips. I grazed where her leg met her hip and traced around. I leaned close and breathed on her neck, hoping to tickle her. She sighed.
We’re gonna be sick—
I kissed her cheek again.
And though she barely responded, we continued through the night.
*The next day…*
I woke to find myself lying in bed with Nicole in my arms. She hadn’t woken at all, but she responded to everything.
,,,For the sake of our own sanity we’re not even going to ponder the possibilities of what could have happened there.
I would breathe on her neck and she would sigh. I kissed her and she smiled. Her breath would catch when I ran my fingers through her hair.
I stared at her again, admiring her. She’s beautiful, even in her peaceful sleep.
AND IN OTHER NEWS THE SKY IS BLUE AND THE EARTH IS ROUND.
I kissed her forehead and gently laid her back into a comfortable position alone. I stood up and went to find something for breakfast, watching her smile as I walked away.
While you’re down there, could you find us some brain bleach? Extra-strength?
I scratched my head and rubbed my eyes, trying to wake myself up.
I was a step down the stairs when I thought I heard something, but I dismissed it, my mind playing games.
I was up nearly the whole night with her, toying with her in my attempt to stir her. I had thought I’d heard something from her lips at least once every hour, but I was being stupid.
“Mmm…”
I froze in my tracks. Then I heard it again.
“Mmm…”
It was the faintest of a groan… but I heard it. I ran back up the stairs and looked at her.
She had been bound and gagged by me. I was trying to kidnap her again, hopefully ridding the world of her and this Godforsaken story once and for all. Curses! Foiled again!
Her eyes were tight in concentration, as if she was trying to remember something. But again and again, she made the same groaning sound. I was by her side in an instant.
“Nicole… it’s Malorn. Nicole… Nicole Spiritflame, I love you.”
WHO’S SHOCKED WE’RE NOT
Then she was still.
My heart sank into my stomach, and I felt a knot form in seconds.
“Nicole, I love you. I truly love you. I’ll never leave you. I will be here when you wake up.”
The smile disappeared from her face. Feeling dead inside, I turned to walk away.
You’re the Angsty Bad Boy™ Necromancer, don’t you always feel dead inside? Isn’t that what author-Nicole has been drilling into our skulls with every single fucking word of this stupid thing?? Isn’t that what makes insert-Nicole so Goddamned special, the fact that She Alone Can Breach the Walls You’ve Built Around Yourself and Melt Your Ice-Cold Heart and Teach You How To Love Again??
“Malorn… I love you.”
I turned around to see her shining blue eyes and a smile.
ZOMGGGGGG THEIR LUV HEELD HER ND WOKE HER UP FRUM DA COMA DATS SO SWEEEEEET SO KAWAII DESU
She couldn’t yet sit up though.
“Nicole,” I breathed. I ran to the bed and lifted her up and into my arms. When I held her, she reached up and held my face in her hands and closed the gap between our lips.
Her lips were soft and tasted like roasted marshmallows. Her breath on my tongue was sweet and full of life.
Bruh she’s been in a coma for the past three months, she should taste like morning breath from Hell. Is it really so critical that she be absolutely perfect in every single possible way, no matter how inane???
I pulled her close to me, running my free hand through her hair. She pulled back.
“I love you.” she breathed.
“I love you too.”
Hm. So they didn’t talk. Although we would have much preferred they did…!
–Bishop